Of Beans and MS Paint

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For dinner I ate a morning star farms burger and baked beans, and told my boyfriend that if felt like a special occasion, which he laughed at. (insert redneck joke here) Reason being, I usually have baked beans at barbecues. I love them. I think beans are almost the perfect food. A lady I work with doesn't like beans. She likes kittens so I'm guessing she's not all bad. I'm skeptical though. How can you not like beans? Red beans, black beans, kidney beans, lentils (technically not a bean), cannellini, pinto, etc. I mean, how can one eat chili without beans? The answer is not in Texas, dammit.

Anger

I learned today: My anger is usually squelched by three things.
Shouting "Serenity Now!"


Saying, "It just makes me want to set myself on fire!" Lucille Bluth
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Writing "I hate you" in the palm of my hand while looking at someone. This is a trick I learned from David Rakoff.

2008 Was a Year...

Apparently I learned enough last year to keep to myself and forget about this blog.
Check out the gallery of misused quotation marks and passive aggressive notes. Good stuff.